TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER
The first eye:
The second eye:
i have never seen a more accurate post
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak
I’m screaming it’s so cute
one of my favorite ron swanson lines
Paprika the Cinnamon Ball Python (female)
You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.
I love her!
Schooled Larry King.
NON. PRACTICING. BISEXUAL.
"Are you a non-practicing bisexual" = "Are you or are you not currently fucking both men and women on a regular basis? Asking for science."
You prurient old toad. GTFO
Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen.
LMFAO that explains their expressions.